12/19/2023 0 Comments Kuzco waterfall gifMa: "All you have to do is watch for hyenas and yell if you see one. Ma proposes that Timon take sentry duty, much to Max's chagrin and Timon's uncertainity. Stubbornly-messy hair cliché.ġ9. Also isn't the idea of meerkats eating bugs and using their islands as hair gel the equivalent of humans using steak juice as make-up? Timon's Ma squishes a bug and uses it to gel Timon's hair-just as one hair sticks up. We have sensitive stomachs." But you do eat grubs, which eat the grass, so Timon's point about being connected still holds some merit.ġ8. Max: "She's right! We are what we are: a movable feast, feared by no one and eaten by all!" Timon: "But when they die, they become the grass, and we eat the grass. Ma: "Look out there Timon…over the grassland…everything the light touches…belongs…to someone else." *Record scratch*. Wah wah.ġ7. Timon (Complaining to his mother) : "I wanna be where we don't have to dig tunnels and live with our heads stuck in sand! What's so bad about dreaming of a better home?" Other than f*cking with the order of the Circle of Life? You tell me!ġ6. Uncle Max: "That would be TIIIIIIMOOOOOOOOOOOOON!" "KAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHNN!"ġ5. (Enter Timon's Ma) Ma: "Hey, Uncle Max! Have you seen Timon?" First, Homer Simpson took on the role of the Genie in the Aladdin TV series and Retun of Jafar, and now Marge Simpson plays Timon's mother in this movie. Just let my fellow meerkats explain." Meerkat chorus: ♬ "Dig-a-tunnah, dig-a-dig-a-tunnah! Dig-a-tunnah-dig-a-tunnah!" ♬ And with this one song, DisneyToon found themselves sued by several parents who found themselves being sued by parents who were driven by this cooled with "Hakuna Matata".ġ3. We're so low on the food chain we're underground." Tumbleweed rolls across the scenery. Tumbleweeds.ġ2. Camera stops at a wasteland ridden of burrowes Timon: "Well, here we are. Pumbaa: "Oh by, do I get to see where you grew up?" Timon: "Yeah, Pumbaa, but it ain't pretty." (presses the remote button) "Please remain seated while the camera is in motion." Camera zooms away from Pride Rock for several seconds. Flashbacks to that Scorpion King's bracelet from The Mummy Returns.ġ1. Actually no, it just reminds me of which one I'd rather be watching right now.ġ0. Timon: "Oh sure! The lions get all the pride! And what about us meerkats? Where I came from, we had nothing to be proud of! Why…" ♬ "When I was a young meerkat…"♬ Pumbaa: (horribly out of tune) ♬ "When, he was a young meerKAAAAAAAAAT!"♬ Timon: (sarcastically) "Very nice!" Pumbaa: "Thanks!" Ha ha, it's funny because First Movie. (Image of Pride Rock appears) Timon: "Pride Rock! So big…" Pumbaa: "So majestic!" Timon: "So…bizarrely-named" (*pauses screen*) "Pumbaa, how can a rock be proud? It's a rock?" Pumbaa: "Well, I think a 'pride' is what they call a group of lions!" Don't you remember what Pocahontas said? "I know every rock, tree and creature has a life…has a spirit, has a name."ĩ. Or rather, BASH credits! Obvious metaphor for this movie.Ĩ. Lion King title smashes on onto the screen (followed by 1 1/2 ), causing it shatter and crumble. Roll credits. Pumbaa: "Does this mean we're going back to the beginning?" Timon: "Oh no, Pumbaa! We're going WAY back…to before the beginning…" To Kimba the White Lion?ħ. Timon: "I know, what if we tell 'em OUR story!" Recurring theme of Timon claiming Pumbaa's plans as his own in this franchise.Ħ. Pumbaa: "But everyone's gonna get confused! We gotta go back to the beginning of the story!" (Grabs the remote and rewinds) Timon:(resumes the fast forward) "We're not in the beginning of the story!" Pumbaa: "Yes we were! The whole time!" Timon: "They don't know that!" Pumbaa: "So why don't we tell them OUR story?" Both:(at the sight of the hyenas paused on the screen) "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Ah, Disney and their classic controversy for having negative (possibly rascits) portrayals (although I don't exactly that agrument holds much merit considering Mufasa, Sarabi and Rafiki are all played by African American actors).ĥ. Pumbaa: "Whaddya doin', Timon?" Timon: "I'm skipping to the part where we come in!" Pumbaa: "But you can't go out of order!" Timon: "Au contraire, Mon Pussie, I've got the remote!" So why doesn't my remote work now?Ĥ. Timon: "Well, enough of that!" (Fast-forwards the movie) Yeah, well f*ck you too!ģ. Timon's voice: ♬ "WHHHAAAAAAAAAT'S ON THE MENU!" ♬ Woah, what a way to ruin a perfectly beautiful, classic, cinematic opening!Ģ. Previous Direct-to-DVD Sins: The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2ġ. All content goes to their rightful owners. This is done for entertainment purposes only. As usual, if you like this movie, I'm fine with that. I had to post-pone it until I could upgrade my DeviantArt account so that I could upload this movie as the title sequence. Well, this one has been a long time coming.
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